Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Day 118 Homeward Bound

30/06/13
I got up at 09.00 and after a shower I went downstairs for my free breakfast which consisted of a baguette with jam. I finished packing and checked out just before 11 and then spent the next 2 hours watching 'Friends' on my laptop. Just before 13.00 I was taken on the back of a motorbike to a waiting minibus. The minibus was crammed full of people all wanting to go to the airport. After an hour we were dropped off  and those of us going to Bangkok/Heathrow had to wait about an hour before check-in opened. Straight from check-in I went through passport control and just like when entering Vietnam they took ages to check my passport, scanning and rechecking it a number of times, finally I was allowed through to departures. In the departures lounge I walked round looking for somewhere to charge my laptop but there were no sockets anywhere so I read after it ran out of juice. I also walked round looking for George and Rob but I only saw them in the departure line. They had had some trouble getting here from Bangkok and we actually got on the plane they had vacated less than 30 minutes previously. For he whole journey to Doha I didn't have anybody sitting next to me (I was centre of a triple). I spent the time watching films or sleeping. At Doha we had to wait 4 hours so we bought a drink and chatted to spend the time. The journey to Heathrow went very much the same as the previous flight although we were sitting together. When we arrived in Heathrow we didn't have to wait long to pick up our bags once we had gone through passport control and we were greeted in arrivals by George's mum. We went for a drink at Costa whilst we waited for Rob's parents. They had got the wrong time so we all travelled back together. When I arrived back there was nobody home, although mum did turn up within 10 minutes. It's good to be back.

Day 117 Right as Rain

29/06/13
It was a good job it was sunny this morning as we were dropped off on the edge of the tourist district, just after 06.00. By 06.25 I was in the lobby of a hostel with a $5 dorm bed promised. I was told to wait half an hour for someone to check out who was going on a tour later. Nearly an hour later I was shown to a single room.. another 10 minutes until I was shown the dorm. I can't stand people who lie, he knew exactly what time the guy was checking out as the tour had been booked through him!! It grinds my gears! I found a cafe for breakfast where I wrote up a couple of days worth of blogs. I then walked halfway across the city to the botanical gardens that I went to last time I was here. It took up a surprisingly long amount of time and it was 3 by the time I got back. After a shower and change and a check of fb it was 17.00 and time for free beer. The nect two and a half hours were spent chatting with other travellers. I got on really well with 2 English guys, Matt and Ben. The 3 of us went to a water puppet show. We were told that they were sold out but after I mentioned that it was my last night in the city thy said they could squeeze us in. Matt and I found the whole thing hilarious, many because one guy was horrifically out of time during the whole thing, I don't think many other people found it quite so funny. Afterwards we went to a street restaurant and had some fried chicken and a couple of beers. It was a good evening to end the trip on.

Day 116 Deluge

28/06/13
It took a while to persuade myself to go and get breakfast in the rain so it ended up being more of a brunch. My meal was huge, I ordered the set breakfast of coffee, mango juice and an omelette. The omelette came with 6 pieces of bread, overkill if I have ever seen it. I actually wanted to see some of the countryside around Sapa so when it stopped raining , even though the clouds were still low, I set off towards a nearby tribal village. Not 500m down the road and it started to rain again, I decided to wait a couple of minutes to see what direction the rain would take, unfortunately it got heavier so I turned back. I spent the next couple of hours looking out of my window, hoping it would stop but no joy. Just after 16.00 I checked out and got some linner (lunch/dinner) then I made my way to the bus station for 17.30, although it was nearer 19.00 by the time we set off. As per usual the bed was uncomfortable (mine didn't even recline properly) so I didn't get any sleep.

Friday, 28 June 2013

Day 115 Loving Life

27/06/13
I ate the remaining  3/4 of yesterdays chocolate croissant but it didn't make me feel any better. It was raining nearly the whole day and the clouds were low so not surprisingly I spent the majority of the day in my room, although I did venture out for lunch and dinner. For lunch I went on a hunt for a cafe that had been described as "Looking like something transplanted from the Pembrokeshire coast". Sound nice? I thought so too but after walking past where it should've been 4 times I realised it was the building with the decorators in it so I settled for a less than average restaurant instead. Pizza was on the menu for dinner (I didn't really fancy beef noodle soup) and I called it a night around 10 o'clock. During the day I had to visit the gentleman's room a number of times, which wasn't very joyful, especially as my toilet didn't flush and you had to 'flush' it with the 'bum-gun' (what the locals use instead of wiping).

Day 114 Bed

26/06/13
After the terrible nights sleep I had I was pounced upon by a minibus driver wanting my money (the train only takes you to Lao Cai 38km from Sapa). I knocked his original price down to 40% but it was still $10. When we arrived I couldn't find the hostel I wanted to stay at so I ended up staying at the bus drivers hotel where he offered me a room for the same price as the hostel. After a cold shower I had a restless nap for a couple of hours until midday when I decided to explore the town. The thing I noticed first was how similar it was to Namche Bazar in Nepal. Sapa is situated at 1650m and Namche Bazaar is at 3440m but the actual layout and the atmosphere is similar. Both are perched on the hillside, totally developed for tourism, local hill people everywhere, every building is a outdoor gear shop, those that aren't are restaurants or hotels. I don't like either, everyone I have spoken to has said that Sapa is great, the best thing since sliced bread but I totally disagree, maybe if you get away from all the touristy bits it changes dramatically. I went into a cafe for some food but I physically couldn't eat the chocolate croissant I had bought. Not feeling great I booked a bus ticket back to Hanoi for the 28th, the bus was practically 1/3 of the price of the train ticket. After a little walk I went back to bed. Not my favourite day of travelling so far.

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Day 113 Muscle Man

25/06/13
I found it quite hard to get to sleep last night but I eventually dropped off, only to wake at 06.30 and try as I might I couldn't get back to sleep. Just after 08.30 we disembarked in Hanoi where I went straight to the ticket office where I hoped to book myself onto a train to Sapa (very northern Vietnam), unfortunately the only train left a 21.50. I bought the ticket and began the cafe waiting game along with my heavy rucksack. My first pit stop was "one of Hanoi's best kept secrets" you accessed it through a silk shop then up a couple of flights of stairs, providing nice views over the lake, although the coffee was pretty average. I had already bought a pastry for breakfast and to kill time before lunch I went in the search of a cinema, I walked up and down the short street it was meant to be on but my search proved fruitless. I walked back in the direction of the station to Kinh Do Cafe which featured in the film Indochine, I really have no idea why as it wasn't anywhere near the greatest cafe I have been in by a long chalk but the beef noodle soup wasn't bad. I purposefully tried to lose myself on the way back to the lake and it sort of worked as I had to get my guide book out. At the lake I trudged up 3 flights of stairs to a chain coffee house, Highlands Coffee. It has free wifi and I was able to stay there for 3 and a half hours buying just one £1 drink. Having had enough of cafes I walked round the lake and found a free bench to sit at and read in the sun. A little while later an old Vietnamese guy came and started talking to me. His english was very good as he had studied in Australia, we just chatted for half an hour then I said my goodbyes and went for dinner. It didn't take me long to find some noodle soup. By the time I arrived at the station I had a bad headache and my legs were very painful. I had to wait 20 minutes to get my ticket but I was then escorted to the train. Unfortunately I layed down on the wrong bed which was embarrassing. My room this time was more upper class with only 4 beds and nicer furnishings. In my proper bed I tried going to sleep but my legs made it painful, I fell asleep eventually but I kept waking up because I was too hot/cold.


























Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Day 112 Orient Express (almost)

24/06/13
For breakfast I went in search of some street food, the first stall I found was 'manned' by a young lady and she was selling an odd but surprisingly tasty concoction. There was a base of sticky rice lavishly topped with cheese, coconut, peanuts and sugar, one of the best breakfasts I've ever had. After reading in my room for an hour I checked out at 11. My next move was to walk for an hour to get to a cafe. The Bread of Life cafe was on the other side of town and it is an American style cafe, served by deaf people. A little over 2 hours later, after a coffee and burger I left for the train station. It was still half an hour before the train left but it was already in the station so I boarded. I was bunk 1, berth 1. I entered my assigned berth and took stock of my surroundings; 2 parallel bunks, 3 beds high, the middle bed folded up on both sides to allow enough headroom to sit on the bottom bunk (bunks 1 and 2), there was also a small table in front of the window, 2 lights and an AC fan. I had just placed my bag on the ground when 4 of my berthies (like roomies) crammed into the confined space. There wasn't enough room for all of us and our baggage so we stowed the bags under the bottom bunks. The first 30 minutes we were perched on the cliff, following the coast line, providing stunning views. I spent the rest of the journey looking out the window, reading or accepting food from the locals. I also watched a film when they turned their music down low enough to hear it. The 6th berthie never materialised and the others played cards and loud music for most the journey, but at least they were very polite and friendly unlike nearly every other Vietnamese I have come across.

Triple decker



Sunday, 23 June 2013

Day 111 I will walk 500 miles

23/06/13
Ok so it wasn't 500 miles but I did feel like the Proclaimers today. I had to totally repack my bag to fit my shoes in and that alone with getting ready took over an hour. The process of breakfast, including the journeying, took another hour so by the time I got back I was ready to leave. I walked 15 minutes to the bus station where I only had to wait for a few minutes for the bus to Danang to turn up. The bus itself was painfully slow, after 10 minutes we had gone less that 1km and the bus station was still in sight. From where I was dropped off it was just a short walk to the train station. The girl behind the counter delivered the bad news that there were no more spaces on any trains heading to Hanoi today. I booked a ticket for the next day at 15.00 and began the hotel hunt. It wasn't easy, after 3km in the midday heat my search was prooving fruitless. A motorbike rider offered to take me 6km up the road to a $5 a night hotel, I soon realised that he was just agreeing to everything I said so I walked on, and not long after I found a place to stay, $12.50, not cheap by SE Asia standards but it was a room none the less. I changed and then went on a search for the beach. The road I stayed on was off my map so I walked 3.5km before changing direction. 2km down a perpendicular road I reach a long sandy stretch of coastline, the only other people on it I could see were 3 young, local lads. After I short swim I retraced my steps. Back in my room I had a shower (very much needed by this point) and then read until I got hungry. I just got some street food and starting wandering the roads. I walked the streets for 2 hours, just soaking up the city's energy and just enjoying the place, no time restraints, no agenda, no worries.
Fishing boats by the water

Full moon across the river

Day 110 Wet

22/06/13
After a shower I walked in the rain to the town centre where I bought a baguette for breakfast and sheltered under a tarpaulin to eat it. My next stop was a cafe, not only did I want a coffee I also wanted to dry out. The place I chose was staffed by deaf/mute people so you had to write your order down, it was a very quite place to chill, I stayed reading there for ages. As it was still raining I went back to my room for a bit in the hopes that the weather would clear up as I had intended to go to the beach. After a late lunch it was still raining so I braved my way to the shoe shop but I was told that my shoes weren't ready to collect until 17.00. With time to kill I found another cafe to waste time in. At 17.00 I returned and found my shoes fitted perfectly and they also looked splendid (in my opinion anyway). My evening was much the same as yesterday, I ate at a different restaurant and then headed down to the river where the stalls were the same. I also walked to the edge of town where I had read there was a large theatre with the official opening ceremony. Again it was only for VIPs and unfortunately I didn't quite make the cut. Surprisingly.

A parade of all the ASEAN countries in national dress.

£40 well spent

Saturday, 22 June 2013

Day 109 Woops

21/06/13
I went for breakfast and returned to the hotel for 08.00 and I only had to wait a short time before a minivan pulled up outside. It took us 500m round the corner where we had to wait an hour for a coach to turn up. When it did it turned out to be a sleeper bus even though we were only going a couple of hours down the road. An hour into the journey our driver overtook a car (one of hundreds) and appeared not to see the oncoming lorry until it was too late. We swapped wing mirrors and a little paint but no major damage. This was because our driver had swerved away from the lorry, into the car, the car was slightly worse off. Both the bus and the car had massive scratches down the whole length of their bodies and the car had also lost a mirror and all the panels down one side were dented. Hopefully this will be my first and last bus incident and thankfully nobody was injured, although it did add an hour onto the journey. We stopped for lunch shortly afterwards and I spent an hour chatting to a retired prison officer from Essex and like many conversations you have whilst travelling you never find out the other persons name. When we arrived there was the normal scrum for the motorbike drivers to get your custom, one guy latched himself onto me and after halving his first price and offering to take me to a $5 a night hostel I got on. After driving round for well over half an hour the cheapest place he had taken me was $15 a night, I was less than impressed that he had lied to me, it was evident that if there were cheaper places then he didn't know about them and if he did he certainly wasn't going to take me to them. I think all the rooms were slightly more expensive anyway as there is a 6 day cultural festival in Hoi An so I ended up going for one of the $15 a night places and I will admit it was a good choice because the room was worth much more than $15, even in Vietnam. There is wifi, AC, double bed, en suite with bath and shower and a plasma TV (which I almost certainly won't use) but in all honestly I would much rather a dorm room or a single room with fan for a couple of dollars and to spend the money elsewhere. Such as on 2 pairs of tailor made shoes, not 100% sure how they're going to fit in my bag... In the evening it was the start of the festivities and it was truly incredible. There was thousands of people spread right along the river front, on both sides. The main attraction was on the far bank where there were dozens of stalls, each one representing a different ethnic group in Vietnam. There were also stalls for each ASEAN country (Asian version of the EU, comprising of Brunei, Burma (Myanmar), Cambodia, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam). There was also a huge stage where different ethnic groups performed traditional dances in tradition dress, watched by dignities and other VIPs. My favourite part was simply watching the hundreds of paper lanterns floating down the river, I wish my camera gave justice to the moment. My least favourite part was when I went for a drink in one of the many restaurants that line the river. The waiter hugged me all the way to my seat then when he came to take my order he stroked my arm and kept giving me weird looks. I think it is the first time a gay man has hit on me and I sincerely hope it is the last!!
Hoi An by day.
Lanterns on the river
Hoi An by night

Day 108 Farang

20/06/13
Farang means foreigner in Lao and I was the only one on the bus. The journey until the boarder was uneventful apart from the smouldering wreckage of an oil tanker we past. We also stopped for lunch but seeing as I had no money I couldn't purchase any food. At the boarder you had to bribe the Laos boarder officials with $3 (on top of the outrageously priced visa, $65 for one month). You also had to bribe the Vietnamese officials (slightly less money this time). I don't know if I paid too much or too little or whether it was because I was last in the que but the officer who was checking my passport took an age. I think he thought it was a fake or maybe he just has something against the British but he honestly took 10 times longer than he had for anyone else, I thought I was going to get turned away. Around half 6 I was dropped at the Northern end of Hue, leaving me with a very long walk to the tourist district, where all the hotels are. I got a room at the same place as I stayed with Rob and George and surprisingly the receptionist recognised me. By this time I was starving, having not eaten for 24 hours. After a shower I went for a pizza and as that wasn't enough I went to another restaurant for some fried rice.

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Day 107 Secret Millionaire

19/06/13
I woke around half 8 then I had breakfast and only left the restaurant to catch my oat back to the mainland at 11.00. During the crossing it started to rain, added to the fact that the bus was a good 5 minutes walk away most people were rather damp by the time we got on the bus around half past. The bus was meant to take 3 hours but it ended up being 4 because we stopped for some unfounded reason for half an hour. When we arrived back in Pakse I tried booking a bus ticket to Vietnam for that evening but the tourist office said he bus was a local one and it wasn't very good. Unfazed I booked it anyway and then spent the next 2 hours waiting. I wandered around for half an hour, spending the last 1000 Kip (less than 10p) on a packet of instant noodles I ate uncooked, then returned to the booking office to wait out the remainder of the time. At 17.00 I was driven to the bus station along with a Malay-Aussi who comes to Laos a lot. At the bus station it became apparent that there wasn't going to be a bus leaving that evening. This turned out not to be an issue as the Aussi, named Tony, said he had a spare bed in his room I could use and he also took me out for dinner which was really generous. It turned out that Tony, who was only 39, was a property tycoon (earning $2000 a day) and most of our conversations were centred around the stuff he has done for the Laos people. He has come to Laos 6 times now and has paid for toilets to be built, bought hundreds of dollars worth of food for poor families, bought a $3000 tractor for a family whose father couldn't work, bought 3 plots of land on a coffee plantation for a couple he brought back from Bangkok who had been working in the sex industry. There were many more that he didn't have time to tell although I wish there had been because he showed me some pictures and the faces of the people he had made smile. He has not only fallen in love with the country but also with a local woman, even though he is married with 2 kids in Australia. Proof nobody is perfect or has it all.

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Day 106 Couch Potato

18/06/13
I had another lie in (only until 09.00) then I went for breakfast which certainly wasn't hurried. I then got chatting to a couple of guys staying at the same place as me. I went to another restaurant for lunch, again I was in no hurry to leave. I met the lads at the same cafe again and we ventured to another cafe where we stayed for the rest of the day, chatting and playing a dice game. There were a few other people there and a couple of us jumped off the veranda into the Mekong, 7m below. And that was the exciting story of life on Don Det. For most people that is how each day goes for them, I have met lots of people who have stayed for a week, doing that every single day!!

Day 105 Dolphins

17/06/13
My day started very leisurely at 10.00 and after breakfast I changed bungalows for something almost identical but cheaper than I had been paying. I then hired a bike and cycled down the east coast of the island, all 4km of it, until I reached the south where an old French, arched bridge spans part of the river and joins Don Det to Don Khon, another, even sleepier, island. The 'roads' aren't paved and signing is at a bare minimum so it took me a while to find Li Phi Falls, a very impressive waterfall. I then made an indirect way down to the southern tip, where you can see Cambodia. Whilst eating lunch there I talked to Chantelle and Stephen, 2 travellers I met yesterday. We agreed to meet back at the point at 16.00 so we could hire a boat together and go look for some dolphins. I cycled along a terrible track to the east side, then round to the north, where I had a riverside drink, then back down south for just before 16.00. We paid $8 between us for the boat and driver, a young local lad. He captained the longtail boat a couple of hundred metres out to a deep area where the dolphins live. The Irrawaddy Dolphin is an endangered species, there are fewer than 100 left, but it didn't stop us seeing loads (at least a couple, lots of times). On the way back to land our engine ran out of fuel so the lad had to paddle back, I don't think he will make the same mistake again. We rode back together then went our separate ways to shower and change but we met up again for dinner, which was really tasty. Afterwards we went to a bar where we met a couple of their friends who we spent the remainder of the evening with.

Monday, 17 June 2013

Day 104 4000 Islands

16/06/13
At 07.20 I went for breakfast with Sebastian and Miriam, then at 08.00 Miriam and I left for Don Det, one of the 4000 Islands in the Mekong. We had booked through different companies so we weren't on the same bus so I only saw her again in the evening. After picking a bungalow (from the hundreds available) I had a relaxed lunch at one of the many riverside restaurants, the highlight was the legendary pumpkin burger and it certainly lived up to its reputation. In the afternoon I read and even had a little nap. I ate dinner alone but bumped into Ollie (who I first met in Thailand) and then later I met Sebastian who had finally made it afer going to Wat Phu in the morning. We had a drink in a bar with two of Ollie's friends, Sophie and Tami, I then went to another bar with Sophie and Tami where I got chatting to an English guy called Simon and also a guy called Jack who I had met in Vang Vieng whilst tubing. All in all a very sociable evening.

View from my bungalow

Saturday, 15 June 2013

Day 103 Happy Birthday Me!!

15/06/13
I turned 19 on a bus, somewhere between Vientiane and Pakse, I had little leg room and it was only going to get worse. An hour later we stopped to let people off and we ourselves swapped buses with 5 other travellers, the problem with our new bus was that all the seats were already taken, a few even had 3 or 4 people to 2 seats. We piled everyone on and in the end there must have been about 20 people in the aisle sitting on bags and another 5 sitting on the stairs, which I was one of. This joyful experience of sitting on the floor lasted almost 2 hours but most of us had a good laugh about it, just another part of travelling. By the time we got to Pakse enough people had got off to allow me to have a double seat and I even managed an hour or so worth of shut eye. We arrived at 06.20 by half past we were at our guest house, what a good way to start the celebration of 19 years of life. At the backpackers hostel Sebastian went to sleep straight away whereas I wanted to actually do something. On my way out to hire a motorbike I bumped into Miriam who coincidently was staying at the same place as us. It was a great 40km ride in the sun to get to Wat Phu Champasak, a Khmer temple, dated around the same time as Angkor Wat in Cambodia. It wasn't quite as large or as spectacular as many of the temples at Angkor but it was still stunning in it's own way. It rises partway up a 1400m mountain called Phu Pasak (Penis Mountain). This World Heritage sit is well over a kilometre end to end and the site has been a place of worship since the 5th century AD. Even though Wat Phu is a must see for anyone travelling in Laos it is surprisingly visited ill-frequently, during the hour and half that I was there I saw perhaps 30 people. When I returned to our room I found Sebastian still asleep but my movements woke him up so we went for 'breakfast' together at midday. We split once more to wander round the town and it didn't take me long to find a nice French cafe to while away a couple of hours in, I also pushed the boat out and bought a fancy coffee as a birthday treat to myself. In the evening I went out for a meal with Miriam and Sebastian, after walking round for ages we finally settled on a local place. We proceeded to spend ages conveying what we wanted to order then even longer waiting for the food to come but I had taken a pack of cards so we had a good laugh whilst we waited.
From the top plateau looking over Wat Phu

Wat Phu










Day 102 Sore Thumb

14/06/13
After a terrible nights sleep I met Sebastian in the lobby and went to breakfast with 2 of the lads from last night. Afterwards I hired a bike again to cycle to the Vietnamese Embassy. I was in and out within 3 minutes (I wish all visas were that simple) but like every other visa in my passport it was put in a totally random place, with no logic to it! The remainder of the morning was spent at the excellent COPE (Cooperative Orthotic and Prosthetic Enterprise) Visitor Centre. COPE is the main source of artificial limbs, wheelchairs and walking aids in the whole of Laos. The visitor centre is a really interesting exhibition about prosthetics and UXO (unexploded ordinance). After lunch I met up with Sebastian again and we went to Salana Boutique Hotel for an afternoon cup of coffee. We stuck out like sore thumbs, both of us had shorts and flip flops whilst the rest of the patrons were suited and booted, although when we came to pay the girl who served us asked if we were staying there, so maybe we didn't look too bad! Dave also joined us after a while as he had been turned back from the border and had had to come back to Vientiane. We had a quick dinner as we were getting pick up at 17.00 to go to Pakse. There was a slight problem with getting to the bus station as it seemed as we were on nobody's pick up list, we got on minibuses then off then back on etc. We did make it eventually and we piled onto a waiting coach. The AC was set far too low so it was actually quite chilly after a while.
One of the displays:cluster bombs

Sebastian in the Boutique Hotel

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Day 101 Riding round town

13/06/13
I started the day by meeting Sebastian at 08.00 and then we went to one of the local markets for breakfast. We walked back to the hostel then parted ways. I hired a bike to cycle round the city. My first port of call was the Vietnamese Embassy, to get a visa. When I got there I walked in the gate and into the receptionists office where I was promptly told to return at 14.00 as there was a meeting going on, so with 4 hours to kill I headed to Pha That Luang. Pha That Luang is the most important national monument in Laos as it has both religious and national significance but I personally didn't find it that special, I much preferred my second stop, Patuxai. Patuxai could be mistaken for the Arc de Triumphe (at a glance anyway), if you translate it, it does actually mean arch of triumph. It has 4 arches instead of 2 and the road leading up to it could never be mistaken for the Chympees Elycee although the view from the top isn't too shabby. I went back to the embassy even though it had been just over an hour, this time I spoke to the security guard who allowed me in and 15 minutes later, after filling out a form and handing over a lot of money and my passport, I left. After lunch I went to the National Museum which was very interesting and probably the best museum I have been to in Asia. The rest of the afternoon was spent trying to find an internet cafe, I found a couple but their wifi wasn't working, I eventually found one and wasted 2 hours there. I went for dinner alone at the same place as yesterday and I bumped into Sebastian who was sitting along the river front. Back at the hotel we joined 3 other travellers and just chatted away for over 4 hours.
Pha That Luang 
Laos Arc de Triumphe

The view down the 'Chympees Elycee'

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Day 100 That's the century

12/06/13
I woke up quite early despite a relatively late night. I picked up a baguette on my way to a Friends cafe where I whiled away a couple of hours. I then wandered back to the hostel where I proceeded to check out and I also purchased a bus ticket to Vientiane. I had almost 3 hours to kill before the bus left at 13.30 so I went and watched a couple more episodes (not a lot else to do in town). Joe and Lance were on the same bus and after we got dropped off we got rooms at the same hotel, which conveniently was the same place that Sebastian was staying at too. The 4 of us then went for a street food dinner, along the river front and then a drink in a very popular local bar. We headed back to the hostel where we spent 3 hours playing cards which was a nice way to spend the evening. I also found out that Lance and Joe went to school with Dan (guy I met on Koh Phi Phi) a very small world.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Day 99 Tubing

11/06/13
I had breakfast with Grace then sat in one of the Friends restaurant until she went to Luang Prabang and I went tubing. At the tubing I met loads of people, most of them were English. We got dropped off 4km up river then about 30 of us spent the next 5 hours drifting down stream, stopping off at various riverside bars. The tubing has been toned down a lot in the last couple of years as there were lots of deaths, so there were no drugs (big shame) or rope swings but it was still one of the best things I've done during my trip.

Monday, 10 June 2013

Day 98 Vang Vieng

10/06/13
I got up at 06.15, had a shower and went for some breakfast. I then caught a tuktuk down to the bus station. The driver dropped me off at the wrong place, when I asked why I was told that the bus I wanted to get, which left at 07.00, wasn't running so I had to wait until 08.30 to get a half empty minibus to Vang Vieng. I got a bunk in a dorm room then wandered round and wound up in a 'Friends' restaurant, places that play Friends all day on repeat. Back at the hostel I met an English girl from Guildford called Grace, we went for a meal then met up with some guys from Holland I met in Luang Prabang and the 5 of us went out for drinks and  had a table football tournament which was thoroughly enjoyable.

Day 97 A Plain Day

09/06/13
3rd day on the trot I got up at 07.00 (something I rarely, if ever, manage in England), after ploughing my way through a massive plate of fried fried rice I went an hired a motorbike. The reason why I came to Phonsavan in the first place was for the Plain of Jars, Northern Laos best tourist attraction. Giant stone jars are scattered over hundreds of kilometres round Phonsavan and the 3 largest sites are open to the public (there will be more open in the future but they are yet to be cleared of bombs). Nobody knows who made them or why but archaeologists estimate that they are dated between 500BC and 200AD, so kinda pretty old. The first site is the largest with 334 jars with the biggest being 2,5m tall and tips the scales at 6 Tonnes. The next 2 site were along a shockingly bad dirt road, especially unbelievable for such a popular site. Although in fairness they weren't exactly that overwhelmed with tourists, I mean there was a good 8 people at site one and I was the only person at the next 2 sites. I am sure one day it will be much busier, maybe when they finally secure UNESCO World Heritage status. During the remainder of the afternoon I went to two exhibitions about the bombs. One was about the clearance of unexploded ordinance and the other was about people who have been injured/killed by bombs. Most accidents occur either because farmers are ploughing, children are playing or most commonly people are picking them up to sell for scrap metal, which can make a big difference to someone's income.
Great for hide and seek!



Saturday, 8 June 2013

Day 96 Back on the tourist trail (sort of)

08/06/13
Yet another day that my alarm went off at 07.00. I had breakfast at the same place I ate at last night then I made the uphill trek to the bus station 1km away. The minibus ride to Phonsavan wasn't great, the bus was full anyway then they added a whole load of sacks, I had one where my feet were meant to go so it left me virtually no leg room, especially as I has my small rucksack there too. At around half 4 we arrived at the bus station. It was still very hot outside so by the time I had walked the mile or so to the main strip I had built up a sweat. The first thing I did was get some food and then I also found a place with free wifi just down the road. I can't say I missed having wifi but I do like to keep my readers happy and it was nice to be able to wish Emily a happy 21st birthday. Whilst I was in the restaurant Sebastian (one of the 12 from Luang Prabang) walked in. He had spent an extra day in Luang Prabang then stopped over in the middle of nowhere for a day. It was good to catch up and actually chat to someone (something I hadn't been able to do for 3 days). We went out for a meal together then went back to the wifi restaurant for a drink.

Day 95 The secret caves from the secret war

07/06/13
At 07.00 my alarm went off, it wasn't long before I was on my way to the other bus station, 4km out of town. After just a couple of hundred metres a tuktuk pulled alongside me. At the bus station in I asked about buses to Vieng Xai, where I could get a tour around the caves that were used during the secret bombing war with the USA (during the Vietnamese war). I was told that it was a minibus and it would leave when there was enough people, if it left at all. Fortunately it left pretty much on schedule and half an hour later we were dropped off at the market in Vieng Xai. It was just 1km to the tour office and when I arrived, just after 09.00 I was clearly the first customer of the day. I was assigned my own private guide and driven around on the back of his motorbike. It was really eye opening, especially as AI had never heard of the US bombing Laos until I read about it in my guide book. Due to this secret war, which was hidden from media attention, Laos is the most bombed country in the world per capita, there are still thousands of tonnes of unexploded ordinance out there which still kills and maims the Lao people, especially children. The important political members had their own caves with circulation pumps, there was also a large cave that served as the barracks  for 2000 soldiers, along with school rooms and a huge double ended cavern which was used for weddings, the cinema and theatre. My guide dropped me off at the market so I could catch a bus back to Sam Neua, but when I asked when the next one was going I was told tomorrow. Slightly taken aback I decided to get lunch and mull over my options, I also got a second opinion from the English speaking owner, he gave me the same answer. Not one to sit about and do nothing I started walking towards Sam Neua in the hope of picking up a lift on the way. I hadn't long been walking along the main road when I was listening to Miracle Maker by Delirious when I decided to look round at the road behind and believe it or not an empty minibus was heading my way. I doubted they would know the western thumbs up sign for wanting a lift so I began the internationally recognised arm flapping as slow down. Which they did. They were going all the way to Sam Neua and were happy to give me a ride. Proof miracles do happen
One of the tunnels connecting caves

The large Theatre cavern

A dog I made friends with in Sam Neua

Day 94 Monk Patrol

06/06/13
My alarm went off at 05.15. I quickly dressed and left Dave to his dreams. I walked towards the centre of town, where I hoped to see the monks processing through the streets, something they do every morning to collect balls of sticky rice from devout locals. Sure enough, just after 05.30 a slow moving column of monks wandered down the street, occasionally stopping so another ball could be added to their begging bowls. On my way back to the hostel I saw another procession, presumably from another monastery. I tried getting back to sleep but gave it up as a bad job and just listened to music. I got out of bed at 07.00 when my second alarm went off and after showering quickly and packing I slipped out into the morning light once again. I picked up a tuktuk which took me to the out of town bus station where I paid for a ticket to Sam Neua ($5 cheaper than if I booked through a tour company). I had an hour to wait so I got chatting to the only other foreigner in the place, an Aussi who had just split from his travelling partner and was heading north to a town called Udomaxai (Muang Xai). I envied him as his journey was considerably shorter than mine. From Luang Prabang to Sam Neua it was 512km and it took us from) 8.30 to 21.20. This did however include a number of toilet stops, a half hour stop for lunch/dinner at 16.00 and an hour stop at a police checkpoint where 3 passengers had their luggage searched and parts of the bus itself was searched. I don't know what they were looking for but they didn't find it and when I asked one of the officers who spoke English I didn't get an answer. When we arrived it was dark, nothing at the bus station was open and there were no tuktuks so I had to walk over a kilometer into town. By the time I reached my room (on the 3rd floor) I was exhausted and dropped off to sleep straight away.

Day 93 Culture tour

05/06/13
I had a lie in then went and grabbed a baguette for breakfast with Dave and Claire. We went separate ways once we had finished, I headed for the Royal Palace which was the main residence of King Sisavang Vong (1905-1950) but it has now been turned into a museum which was very interesting. I continued my wander round the town by walking along the river until I came to Wat Xieng which is Luang Prabang's best known monastery but it really wasn't anything special. By now I had decided I need a break so I found a nice cafe which also had a library of books you could buy/trade, I ended up spending an hour and a half there. I left because I got hungry as it was now 14.00. After my chicken noodle soup I climbed the 300 steps up to Phu Si a 100m high hill with a 24m stupa on top, the views were amazing, you could see miles in every direction. Later on I went up there again with everyone else to watch the sunset but it was far to cloudy to see anything by then.
Wat Xieng

View from the hill

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Day 92 Off on an adventure

04/06/13
I got up just after 08.00 and as I did Dave was just walking out the door to go have breakfast with 2 of the girls, Miriam (from Germany) and Claire (from Belgium). I shortly went myself and not wanting to walk very far I just plugged for the first local restaurant that I came to, unknown to me (until I came out and was shouted at) Dave and the girls were eating at a place just 4 doors down. Back at the hostel we met most of the others, although 2 of the Dutch guys stayed in bed. The 10 of us piled into 2 tuktuks and drove 30km to Tat Kuang Si, an impressive, multi-tiered waterfall. We climbed up to the top and waded through the pool on top and as we were about to descend we (Dave and I) noticed a sign towards another waterfall. We followed this trail for well over an hour through the jungle, slipping and sliding, many people, including myself, took off their flip flops for better grip. I don't think anyone managed to escape without a leech bite and I certainly suffered the most mosquito bites, racking up an impressive 12 which was more than the rest of the group combined. We never did find the waterfall and eventually we decided to just turn around. Back at the falls we swam in a couple of the pools and in one, where it was very deep, there was a rope swing which was brilliant fun. It was just after 17.00 when we got back to Luang Prabang so we went to the same buffet place as last night. We past a homemade cake stall on the way back to the hostel and I along with a couple of others bought a cake each. Later on Dave and I found another buffet and by the time we returned, the others had already gone for a drink. We met up with them then later we all went to the bowling alley. We only played one game which I came second in with a respectable 85.

Dave on the rope swing

Day 91 Cheaper by the dozen

03/06/13
The boat was scheduled to leave at 09.30 so I decided to head down there early at 08.30 but when I got there the boat was nearly 3/4 full. Dave came down about 15 minutes later and he was one of the last to get on. The journey was similar to yesterday but a bit longer and with no cards, although just looking out of the window made up for it, the scenery was stunning, miles and miles of hills covered in dense jungle, we would go ages without seeing any evidence of humans. After about 8 we arrived at the Luang Prabang ferry pier, for some reason (probably money) it was situated 15km out of town. As they were charging $2/3 per person some lads decided to walk (I doubt they walked the whole way). 12 of us shared 2 tuktuks, most of the other people Dave had befriended on the boat, and then we tried to get rooms together at the same hostel, unsurprisingly the first couple of places didn't have enough space, we did find a place that could put us all up for a couple of nights so we accepted and even managed to knock the price of the rooms down, only after much negotiation though, things really are cheaper by the dozen. We went out and found a street vendor selling a buffet style meal, all you can fit on your plate for 10,000 Kip (less than £1/$1.5). We went to a bar called Utopia afterwards but like all bars in Laos they shut before midnight, only the bowling alley stays open, some of the group (not me) went there afterwards.

Day 90 Slowing it down in Laos

02/06/13
I was up and awake by 07.00, enabling me to have breakfast and make it to passport control for 08.00. After a massive bowl of beef noodle soup (easily enough for 2 people) I was at the front of the que, ahead of time. I got on a long-tail boat with 3 locals to cross the Mekong River and on the Laos side I was the first person to get my visa and enter into the country. On all visas they stamp them with an entry and an exit date, I am allowed to stay until the 31st June... I got some money out of the ATM which has already confused me as it is very difficult to change your way of thinking with a different currency, I doubt I will even know what a pound is by the time I get back to England. I walked to the other pier where I could book a slow boat to Luang Prabang. At the ticket office I bought a coffee and a cushion, as I had read that the seats were wooden and very uncomfortable (it turned out to be a waste of money as the seats were taken out of a minibus). At the office I also met an Australian couple, Jay and Natasha, who I sat with on the boat. Jay and I started playing cards with 2 American girls, Emily and Megan, but as the boat filled up Jay went back to sit with Natasha and was replaced at the table with another Aussie, this time a 35 year old guy called Dave. The four of us played cards (and other games) the whole of the 6 hour journey to Pak Beng (our overnight stop). When we arrived it was an absolute shambles getting luggage off the boat, Dave and I were going to share a room and as I got my stuff first I went ahead to scout a place out, it turned out to be quite expensive so we ended up across the road.

Saturday, 1 June 2013

Day 89 Born to be wild

01/06/13
I wanted an early start but I reset my alarm twice before I finally got up at 07.45. I hired a motorbike from my hostel, filled the tank and pulled back on the throttle, the next 75km were literally spent flat out, the road was so good, although it did get a bit tedious. From Chiang Khong I rode south to Thoeng where you can turn towards Chiang Rai or to Chiang Kham, I chose the later then I turned onto route 1093 (the road I wanted to drive along in the first place). It was an unbelievable road, there were so many turns, making me throw the bike into corners like a TT rider (at least it felt that way). At points the road surface was terrible and I was very surprised I didn't get a puncture, but the bike didn't get off totally scot-free. I was running out of petrol, with the tank nearly empty when I came slowly down a hill into a village and out of nowhere a chicken ran into the road, not wanting to hit it (as it would be worth a lot to a village resident) I touched my breaks and swerved round. It being wet my back wheel lost grip and slid round, hitting the ground first on the right then flipping onto the left, knocking the wing mirror off. I was fine apart from a couple of very minor scratches and the bike likewise. Whether in this incident or a result of the rough roads, or both, I noticed fuel leaking from the combustion chamber after I had filled up. After half an hour I had used a good 2/3 of a tank so I pulled up at a local mechanic to get it fixed. It took them nearly an hour as they had to take off panel etc. but it still only cost me £2.20. When I drove off there was no drips but again, as soon as I filled up there was leakage, no idea what was wrong. Tomorrow I go to Laos, the last stop before home in exactly a months time.

Friday, 31 May 2013

Day 88 Laos in sight

31/05/13
Today was almost identical as yesterday morning, me ate at the same restaurant then went to the same coffee shop as yesterday (although just normal coffee today). Just after 11.30 we left for the bus station where I said my goodbyes to Rob and George and departed to Chiang Khong, a boarder town, separated from Laos by the mighty Mekong River. I arrive mid-afternoon whilst it was still very hot so I was delightfully sweaty by the time I had arrived at the guesthouse I wanted to stay at (tuktuks are far too expensive). There really isn't much to do here, the highlight of my day wasn't my mediocre dinner, or finishing the harrowing account of Bangkok's prisons by Warren Fellows but a skype call with the family who are enjoying themselves in the Lake District.
The Mekong River with Laos on the left hand side

Day 87 Coffee

30/05/13
All 4 of us got Thai food for breakfast then we said goodbye to Ollie at the bus station because he was going to Laos. Rob, George and I departed to a coffee shop where I had a black Americano and the others had English Breakfast Tea, once these beverages had been consumed Rob and I went halves on a cup of Civet coffee (£11 a cup), a bag of civet coffee costs 50p per gram!! It was unbelievably smooth, with no bitter aftertaste. A book shop was recommended in the Lonely Planet guidebook but it was very hard to find. A ladyboy came up to us and tried to help, whilst she was talking Rob and George ran away, they were actually afraid of her. We did end up finding the shop, no thanks to the ladyboy though, it was totally worth the search, there were rooms full of books, floor to ceiling shelves covered in books, I could've stayed there for so much longer, as it was I bought 2 books, not that I needed them or have space for them. We decided to get a massage, the first place we went to was 300 baht ($10) which is quite expensive and it wasn't until we went upstairs that we realised why, it was definitely a brothel, we made some poor excuse about wanting food and practically ran out the door. The second place was just down the road, it too was almost certainly a brothel but we made sure we were all in the same room together and we weren't offered a happy ending either. I had a young, Thai girl as my masseuse, who weighed no more than 7 stone but that didn't stop her causing me so much pain, especially when she walked up and down my back, even worse was I was paying for my suffering! In the evening we went back to the night market for food and drinks, it was a nice 'Last Supper' with the lads.

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Day 86 The story of the jade Buddha and the white temple

29/05/13
We all got up at 05.00 after not nearly enough sleep, within half an hour we were on the minibus, five minutes later Rob was asleep again. Both Ollie and George managed to dozed off but sleep evaded me. We stopped twice, once for early breakfast (06.30) and the second time for elevenses (10.00). Around 11 we arrived in Chiang Rai, the most northern city in Thailand. We caught a tuktuk to our guesthouse, dropped our bags and went for breakfast (for Rob it was anyway). In the afternoon we went to Wat Phra Kaew, where the Emerald Buddha was found hidden 500 years ago (it now resides in Bangkok), in its place now sits a jade Buddha. After this we went to another temple, Wat Rong Khun, the White Temple. Construction of this ancient monument started in 1997. The whole structure (at least what has been completed) has been whitewashed and much of the detailed design has been inlaid with mirrors, making the whole structure shimmer. It was one of my favourite temples I have visited.
The white temple

Day 85 Taking the plunge

28/05/13
I woke before the others and after a shower I went for breakfast. When I got back we returned the bikes from yesterday and whilst the others breakfasted I read in the hammock on our porch. The remainder of the day we spent in and around the local swimming pool (we got free entry with the guesthouse). It was such a refreshing dip, especially after lounging in the sun sweating. Although when I went for lunch it did start pouring it down so I was left to read my book in the restaurant for an hour until it eased up, not that I minded. in the evening we tried to find a restaurant that apparently had a hog roast, but we didn't even smell it, let alone find it. We then headed to a pool party but everyone was sitting down, the pool was an over-sized bathtub and we honestly couldn't even find the bar. We finally got food just before midnight, Rob headed to bed and George, Ollie and I went to another bar but only stayed for a drink as it was pretty dead, plus we were all really looking forward to getting up at 05.00 tomorrow morning!

Monday, 27 May 2013

Day 84 Motorcross

27/05/13
After a leisurely breakfast we hired bikes and were away by about 11.30. For Ollie it was only his second time on a bike. 7km down the road we paid our entrance fees for the hot springs further up the hill and boy were they hot. When the water surfaces it is 80-100 degrees, the hottest pool claimed to be 37 degrees, we didn't have a thermometer but it felt like 50! We started at '32 degrees' which was hotter than I would have a bath and after we had turned pink we braved the '37 degree' pool. It honestly felt like I was cooking and it took a whole 5 minutes before I submerged myself and it wasn't long before I got out again and headed to the cooling 35 degree water. We went back to Pai for lunch then headed 7km in another direction to a waterfall, it was nothing spectacular but it did drop 20m and had quite a deep plunge pool. I alone swam in the pool and I will admit that it was hardly the same temperature as the hot springs in the morning, it was much closer to the temperature of English river water. On the way to the waterfall we saw a sign for a view point, further along the road so as it was mid-afternoon we decided to make our way to it. The road that led away from the waterfall was switchback after switchback and it wasn't long before this road gave way to a dirt track. It was along these dirt tracks, on our town bikes, that I had the most enjoyable riding experience of my life. I loved the fact that you needed to be totally concentrated, in the zone the whole time and the feel of the when you feathered the accelerator and the back wheel slide about struggling to get grip on the loose surface, or standing up on the pegs, bouncing the bike over a particularly rough section and that's not to mention the momentary 'air' you get as the bike shoots out of a channel, eroded by rain water. After about an hour of this riding we reached a turn off to the view point, opposite it were a couple of bikes, it didn't take long to realise why they were there. This track made the previous one look like a granite work surface. We had crossed a couple of wooden planked bridges on our way here but not any where there were gaps in, gaps big enough to lose a front wheel down, fortunately none of us did. The track was so steep and bumpy that most the time our bikes were stuck in 1st gear and even then we crawled up half the hills, I nearly had to get off the bike at one point because it was struggling so much. Another time my front wheel got caught in a rain water channel and as I didn't want to stop I dropped it down into 1st and the combination of the extra revs and getting out of the ditch led to me popping a wheelie. The surprise of having my front wheel a metre off the ground and being tipped back made me pulled on the accelerator even more meaning I held the wheelie for 4/5 seconds before I came to my senses and eased off the throttle. I was really glad that I chose to do this stunt on a flat, stone free, tarmac road without a 300m drop down one side... The rest of the ride to the top was just as fun riding, pushing both our concentration and the bikes to the max (at the top the engines were easily hot enough to cook on). Rob and I reached the top together and George and Ollie followed 5 minutes later, the view was incredible and totally worth the effort. We didn't want to stay too long on the top and get caught out by the sun and end up descending in the dark so we headed off once again, I was leading. It was 10 times worse on the descent, mainly because the bikes had such little grip, especially on any gravely spots (which were rather frequent). One particular episode was just at the bottom of the turn off I was full breaking and felt the bike slipping out from beneath me so I aided it to the ground. Rob rather arrogantly thought his riding skills far superior to mine and tried doing the same but ended up dropping his bike less gracefully. Even walking the bike down was a big effort as the back end kept sliding all over the shop. Ollie managed the best on his automatic as he could fully break and balance his bike with his feet. There were many more slopes where they were rather treacherous, many which I went down in controlled and not so controlled slides, it was a relief to get back onto the 'flat' dirt track. Was it dangerous? Yes. Could one of us seriously injured ourselves? Yes. Did one of us ride the whole way back with a flat rear tire? Yes (Ollie). Did I thoroughly enjoy it? Yes. Would I do it again? You bet!
George, Ollie, Rob on the 'flat' dirt road


The view from the top!

Sunday, 26 May 2013

Day 83 Rastafarian

27/05/13
Pai is the biggest hippie hang out I have ever had the pleasure of visiting. 95% of the restaurants play reggae music, are a tribute to Bob Marley and have a colour theme of yellow, red and green. There also seems to be an infinite number of shops that sell baggy trousers, all sorts of hemp clothing and others with t-shirts with Bob/marijuana/peace on them. All in all it is a very laid back place, but getting there wasn't so much so. The road between Chiang Mai and Pai is 130km long and it has 762 corners, also known as far too many (nearly 6 a km), it wasn't my most enjoyable journey and I think we were all quite relieved when we finally stopped and got out.

Saturday, 25 May 2013

Day 82 Burma

26/05/13
An early start as it was time for another visa run, this time it was to the border with Burma (Myanmar). The crossing was actually the most northerly part of Thailand, not surprisingly it took us 4 hours to get there. The Thai drive on the left and the Burmese on the right so in no mans land all the vehicles had to change lane, something that I found very amusing and reminded me strongly of the switch over on a scalextric track. When back in Chiang Mai I met up with Rob, George and another of their friends, Ollie and got some street food curry. Afterwards we hit the Saturday walking market. We spent nearly 3 hours there (Rob a bit more) and I am sure there were plenty of people who took longer, just to walk the length (with nobody getting in your way) it would take half an hour. Afterwards we went to an English pub where we were met by Simon and I have to say that Guinness has never tasted so good, it made me realise how rubbish larger is. We pick Rob up from the hostel and went to a lively bar where we bumped into a girl who we met in Vietnam and the LAds also met in Cambodia. She was rather annoying on every occasion and I think every wishes she didn't keep popping up!

Friday, 24 May 2013

Day 81 Mahout

24/05/13
I was collected at 08.30 and as I climbed into the back of a pickup I joined 7 other English people all of whom were currently travelling together but that didn't stop me being welcomed into their friendship circle. We stopped at a butterfly and orchid farm, it was a total waste of time as there was less than 20 butterflies (I know because I purposely searched the whole enclosure and only counted 12) and most the orchids looked dead. When we arrived we were told a bit about elephants then got changed into some rags that vaguely resembled clothes. We proceeded to spend over an hour feeding the 3 elephants that they currently had there, they eat 200kg+ of food a day so eating takes up a large proportion of the day. Just before lunch we all had a brief bareback ride on one of the elephants, it was slightly unnerving being so high up on an animal you could barely control (even though we had been taught the commands). After lunch we paired up, I went with a big lad called Alex and we were given the only male, a huge beast that had a mind of its own. During the whole ride we were miles behind the others, mainly because our elephant couldn't manage to go 10m without stopping to eat (typical male). We journeyed to a river where we slid off the elephants and were handed buckets so we could wash the elephants, it only took a couple of minutes for me to 'accidentally' miss the elephant and hit Alex with a bucket of water, naturally a water fight across the elephant's back ensued. It somehow managed to involve all 8 Englishmen (and women) and a number of the mahouts, even one or two of the elephants wanted to get involved. After a little while longer scrubbing we swapped positions on the elephant and rode back to camp. There was just time enough to feed more bananas to the elephants and have a shower before heading back to Chiang Mai. It was an awesome day with such a powerful, majestic animal!

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Day 80 Chef Edwards

23/05/13
We were picked up an hour late than expected so we had a lot of waiting around to do, an hour of waiting in fact! We were the only people enrolled on the cooking class so we had the undivided attention of a professional chef. He was once a TV chef but he now travels the world teaching people to cook Thai food, so basically we learnt from the best. We cooked 6 meals then ate them all (not sure we will have any dinner), and boy were they good, compliments to the chef.. We did get a recipe book so Tunbridge Wells better watch out!
Working hard in the kitchen!

My attempts at decorating my fish cakes dish...

Day 79 Flying Gibbon

After signing the disclaimer, on yet another stifling hot day, Rob and I got into our full body harnesses and went to the start of the Gibbon experience, along with 5 others in our group and our 2 Tree Rangers (guides to normal people). These 2 guides turned out to be a comical pair who made the day a right laugh. After 3 hours of comedy and 30 odd ziplines we made the final abseil down to the ground. There was a number of double ziplines, 2 lines running parallel to each other  they connect you to them so you travel down together and the guides and everyone else wet themselves when I gave Rob a peck on the cheek (it was called the Honeymoon Zipline), I'm not sure whether Rob laughed or enjoyed it! George did nothing all day, unless you count watching films in the hotel room, a waste of the day and a massive mistake in missing out on a top class day. In the evening we tried getting a massage from some female Thai prisoners (some are trained masseuses) but unfortunately it was shut (probably lockdown at the prison).

Rob with one of our Guides

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Day 78 New Journal

21/05/13
Alongside this blog I have been writing a journal/diary/whateveryouwanttocallit and yesterday I filled up the last page so today I started a new one, with crisp clean pages. The day itself started with our arrival in Chiang Mai at 06.30 but only after a sleepless night for me and a worrying couple of minutes when we waited at the traffic lights for 2 sets. Just as I realised that our driver had actually fallen asleep at the wheel he woke up. Thankfully he pulled over almost straight away and I think he got a sugar and caffeine boost. When we arrived the hostel we wanted to stay at was full, so after breakfast we just walked across the road and got ourselves a triple room. The rest of the morning was spent deciding and booking what we are going to do whilst staying here. Just after midday Rob and George went to Tiger Kingdom, where you can cuddle tigers. I felt that it was really cruel as the tigers are clearly heavily drugged so I went for a long wander round the city, longer than I first anticipated as I hadn't looked at the scale on the map. We regrouped at the hostel and after freshening up we went to a street food market. I had 4 courses and a drink for $2 and all the food I had was top draw too. Afterwards we went to a shopping night market which was huge, we only covered half of it. We also went to a bar for a drink and on the way back to our hostel we noticed groups of girls outside nearly every bar, all of them smiling and greeting us as we went past and unless I am very much mistaken they were all prostitutes, which in most cases there were more prostitutes than customers at bars. It wasn't even the red light district, in all honesty I don't know if there is one so this could be their equivelent!

Day 77 Off to The North

20/05/13
Again I breakfasted alone but met the lads around check out time (noon) at their hotel where we left our bags in storage. We went for brunch as Rob and George were hungry and on our return we booked a train to Chiang Mai. At least we tried to. We would've booked one if they hadn't moved the time of departure 2 hours forward, making it impossible to get there before departure. It left us with only one option, to get the bus, because I for one wasn't going to hang around until tomorrow to get a train. It did however mean that we had ages to wait before we needed to leave at 18.30. Rob was happy to fill his afternoon on my laptop but George and I wanted to actually do something. The only suggestion on the table was mine of going to the National Museum. The museum is supposedly the largest in SE Asia so when we got there and it was shut we were slightly disappointed. But fear not because just across the road there was a massive fate on a sports field. It turned out to be a very dull Buddhist celebration, although we did get free entry to a 4D film. We had to wait almost an hour for it so we grabbed a drink in a nearby cafe. On our return we were both thoroughly disappointed as the film was about the life of Buddha and was in Thai, the only good thing was that it wasted 20 minutes. We spent the rest of the afternoon chatting and eating. We caught a taxi, which took 50 minutes, to the bus depot,  giving us 40 minutes to wait. The depot itself was like an airport, certainly I have seen smaller airports, there was a whopping 140+ coach bays spread across 2 massive building. We needn't have got there so early, it turned out we could've been nearly an hour late and still caught the correct bus. There were a few false starts resulting in us almost getting on the wrong bus, including one which was going to Si Chiangmai (400km in the wrong direction) luckily the 'helpful' assistant realised her mistake before it was too late.
Vast waste of space unless you're Buddist.

Monday, 20 May 2013

Day 76 Reunited

19/05/13
This morning started when I went for breakfast and on my return I found George, Rob and Kimberley (a friend of theirs) having breakfast at my hotel. We spent an hour chatting and catching up then caught a taxi to a market. It was easily the largest market I have ever been to, it stretched for miles, just to walk the length of it would've taken quarter of an hour, after just 10 minutes George and I had already lost Rob and Kimberley and only met with them again 5 hours later. The market was a total warren which made it impossible to navigate around, a couple of times we found ourselves in the same alleys as before. If you did happen to know your way around it would've been possible to buy everything you ever dreamed of and more, literally all things were there; from Beatles memorabilia, to puppies, silk underwear, wicker picnic baskets, baseball caps made of drinks cans, drain pipes and there was even a couple of florists that sold only plastic flowers... George and I caught the Metro home, although the station we were told to get off at was an hours walk from where we were staying meaning we had to get a tuk tuk anyway. After dinner with Rob and George we met back up with Kimberley and went for a few drinks, George went back early because he has been feeling pretty rough for the last couple of days.
Some of the wares available..

Rather easy to get lost